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First of First Husbands
Even if I have to come back and be a puppy dog, I am coming for you.
My Little Shadow's Day Off Collection
The Love Poems
Me and My Shadow,
a reimagined classic
Me and my shadow ...
Me and my shadow ...
Get along wherever we go
And I know he'll be seen
As soon as I cut the scene
Because wherever I go he comes along
Some think I'm talking about a shadow...
When I go me and my shadow
But it's not that way ...
It's a different shadow today
It's my little yorkie dog
Me and my shadow ... me and my shadow
Get along wherever we go
And I know he'll be seen as soon as I cut the scene
Because where I go,
he comes along...
That little yorkie dog
Sometimes I think I might want a break,
But then I hear his little heart break
So, me and my shadow
We go along wherever we go
As I know he loves me so
14 Pounds of Love
The arithmetic of devotion
I'm 14 pounds of love,
14 pounds of hugs
14 pounds of lickies
On your little kissy
Because I'm a hound dog....
A little yorkie dog
Now you might wonder why,
I give so much love
It's because I get it all back,
Plus some pounds of interest
Every single day because
She's over 150 pounds of love
150 plus pounds of hugs,
150 plus pounds of kisses
On my little lipies,
Because she's a loving bug...
A mommy hug bug
The Hamburger Hymn
or The Meat Blues
Meat, meat
I must have meat
Been over the moon
For meat, Sweet meat
I’ve went to the woods to search for meat
But there was no meat for me...e
Meat, meat
I must have meat
Been looking so long
For meat, lovely meat
Went to the glade to search for meat
But there is no meat for me...e
Meat, Meat
Long have I searched
Been dreaming so long
For meat, sweet meat
Looked in the hills for any meat
But there is no meat for me…e
I so long dream
For meat, dancing around
Nicely fat though with good lean
Oh Meat where are you
Please come back to me
My Meat, sweet meat
Where are you dear meat
I must have meat
Or I’ll wither away
Please give me some meat
That I long for today
The Work Anthem
Bare Bones
The first husband's dedication song
I'm just a little bit scrappy
I'm just a little bit roughed up
I'm just a little bit wryly
I know I'm just a little bit tired
Tired but I'm making it another day
For some bare bones, I'm working for bare bones
I'm working hard every day
And I'm going all the way
Because no matter what I do
I'm working from bare bones
Yes just a few bare bones
No matter what you say to me
I'm gonna make it in history
I'm just gonna be piling them high
Because I'm not some softie
I'm gonna be the one to pile up those bare bones
Yes, those bare bones
I'm just a little bit scrappy
I'm just a little bit roughed up
I'm just a little bit wryly
I know I'm just a little bit tired
Tired but I'm making it another day
For some bare bones, I'm working for bare bones
I'm working hard every night
And I'm going all the way because no matter what I do
I'm working for a bare bones
Yes, just a few bare bones
No matter what you say to me
I'm gonna make it in history
I'm just gonna be piling them high
Because I'm just some doggie
I'm gonna be the one to pile up those bones
Yes those bare bones
I'm just a little bit scrappy
I'm just a little bit roughed up
I'm just a little bit wryly
I know I'm just a little bit tired
Tired but I'm making it another day
For some bare bones, I'm working for bare bones
Yes, those bare bones
Someone hand me a bone
I need some bare bones
I Love Desserts
Dessert, Dessert Surely Wouldn't Hurt
A Good Little Puppy Who Eats His Meal
Gets Dessert
It's Such a Great Deal
Dog to Dog Advice on How to Get Humans
To Understand You Absolutely
Deserve Desserts Any Time You Eat Your Meal
Avoid eating your food completely, for a spell of time,
And they will figure out you absolutely need dessert
Whenever you complete it. Or that is how it worked out for me.
The Bathroom Chronicles
Professional duty vs. personal boundaries
The Shower Supervision Protocol:
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Duty: Follow mom into shower for safety monitoring
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Boundary: Exit immediately when wet mom emerges
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Philosophy: "I will supervise this dangerous water activity,
but I draw the line at getting personally soggy"
The Tub Situation Analysis:
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Alone in tub = PANIC! "Help! I'm trapped in this wet torture chamber!"
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With mom in shower = ACCEPTABLE!
"Oh, we're doing this scary thing together. I can handle team activities."
Professional Standards: Hot water only, please.
A yorkie has standards for spa-quality temperature during mandatory bath time operations.
Disclaimer: That dog isn't me.
I don't do wet for a picture.
I only supervise soggy parts.
If I am going to do that, I demand a groomer
And that is a private thing.
Professional Ethics say you get a dog,
Who likes baths, to pose for a picture.
That dog is smiling, weirdo!
First Husband Privileges
The rights and responsibilities of primary partnership
✅ Included in ALL activities - Where you go, I go.
That's the deal.
✅ Bathroom supervision - Safety first, privacy second
✅ Shower monitoring - Professional oversight of
dangerous water activities
✅ Universal shadow rights - 24/7 companionship duties
✅ Heart-break prevention - No being left behind, ever
❌ Getting personally wet - I supervise,
I don't participate in the soggy parts
❌ Working alone - All projects require yorkie consultation
❌ Taking actual breaks - Inspiration supervision
is a full-time job
The Creative Partnership
Supporting the Lady of My Dreams and Soul Mate
My Job Description:
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Chief Inspiration Officer
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Senior Bathroom Safety Supervisor
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Lead Shadow Operations Specialist
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Song Composer with Published Credentials
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Primary Moral Support Provider
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Executive Cuddle Consultant
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Director of Love Distribution
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Dessert Consultant
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Officer of Human Training
Current Project Status:
Supporting mom through 6 weeks of intensive work,
3-day migraine recovery, and day-off supervision.
All activities require yorkie oversight for optimal results.
Recent Professional Achievements:
Created Multiple Songs to Inspire Dogs
Insured no bathroom accidents for 6 months solid
Introduced Dogs to Proper Human Training Module
Turned down job offer to be some other person's pet
Published Hit among dogs in work of fantasy literature
Professional Philosophy:
14 pounds of pure dedication. Small but mighty.
Working for bare bones every day, making history one shadow-step at a time.
Official Disclaimer:
The lady in the picture only looks a little like my woman. Hey, all the men in the multiverse want to know this information and I'm just saying she looks a little like her.
"Because wherever I go, he comes along...
that little yorkie dog."
- The Chronicles of a First Husband's Day Off
