Hey Weepy Seal why are you crying?

That is a mistake people often make. Seals don't exactly just weep our eyes need lots of moisture so our tears help us to see it's a part of our nature.

I understand sometimes my eyes weep too and it has nothing to do with being sad, sometimes it's allergies. Thank you for explaining.

Hey weepy seal why do you have whiskers?

Ah yes, they look a bit silly as long as they are but these beautiful things help me find my meals in murky waters.

I don't find them silly at all we all have things to help us in life. I have a nose to sniff things.

Ah yes, you do and it looks cold without fur.

I'm sure it does.

Hey weepy seal why are you chunky?

This blubber is a great thing as it lets me be warm where I live. I like every bit of layer I have.

Yes sometimes it can be good for folks to have some pounds. I understand we all have different sizes and sometimes that means adaptation and other times it's health or our metabolism but for certain we need to understand it doesn't make us less loveable some things are just part of our nature.

A bit of weight is great.